Hey there everyone ^^ It’s been one hell of a long time since I showed my face on dA and I’m ashamed!! But tonight I’m working on some new material to put up here and thought I’d do this fun questionnaire Ika sent me to give everyone some light reading

Also want to shout out to everyone I’m watching who have all put up some mighty impressive stuff while I’ve been gone, well done guys! Now, on with the questions...what am i?
Bimbo

[] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale. [Nope..never set foot in any of those!]
[] I am/was a cheerleader.
[x] I'm pretty ditzy. [I certainly can be :3]
[] I wear pink 24/7.
[] My looks are very important to me.
[] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[x] My hair is always straight. [Otherwise I look like a muffin :3]
[] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[] I laugh 24/7.
[] I have a million friends.
[] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[] I'll only date popular guys. [Thats a no on soo many levels.]
[] I listen to rap & pop music.
[] I have at least one designer bag.
[] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[] I don't have a job
[] I wear lots of makeup.
[] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total: 2

Emo

[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[] I wear black every day.
[x] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco [ Lol noooo...I hate My Chemical Romance with a passion]
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[x] My myspace pics are black and white or angled.
[x] I wear many band shirts.
[x] No one understands me. [Not coz I’m emo though...coz I’m actually pretty disturbing..]
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[x] I wear black eyeliner.
[] My fingernails are black.
[] I have an ex I still cry over.
[x] My hair is black.
[] My hair covers one of my eyes. [Lmao my hair isn’t even long enough to cover my forehead now!]
[x] I love Hot Topic. [Living Dead Dolls FTW]
[] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 8

Nerd

[x] I have straight A's.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games = Love.
[] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] I have a bedtime.
[] I use an asthma inhaler.
[] I carry a calculator with me.
[x] I bring my lunch to school. [Can’t be wasting my hard earned cash on food every day ]
[] I always follow the rules.
[] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[] I've never had beer or cigarettes. [I drink beer and other alcohol sometimes, but I dun smoke - its DISGUSTING]
[] I always answer every question in class right.
[ ] I correct people's grammar.
[x] School is very important to me.
[] I always stump people.

Total = 8

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind.
[] I have 0% of school spirit.
[] Forget you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[x] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite. [To totally psyche you out :3 ]
[] I won't listen to authority figures.
[] I always break the rules.
[] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a crap what people think of me. [Not even the slightest crap nowadays]
[x] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[] I laugh at compromising people.
[] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[] Rules were meant to be broken.

Total = 7

Jock

[] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[x] I've won awards for my athletic ability. [Yeah..once when I was really small in a 20m race I think]
[] I will only date popular girls/guys. [‘opular’ people are overrated at best...]
[] School Spirit 100%.
[] I'm going to a college for sports.
[] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[x] I'm muscular. [Sort of, I’ve been working on it ]
[] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[] Go Team!
[] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot. [I’m not bothered about all the being skinny crap, I eat what I want, what I like, when i like it!]
[] I'm egotistical.
[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[] I go to lots of sports games.
[] I'm very athletic
[] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[] I play at least 3 different sports.

Total = 3

Comedian

[x] I'm very funny. [Apparently anyway]
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I always entertain people by being funny. [I try to lighten the mood haha]
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith. [Who now?]
[] I watch comedies more than anything.
[] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious. [Made someone cry with laughter and snort milk out of their nose, its basically a hilarious review, right?]
[x] I always imitate people. [For comedy purposes ]
[] I pull lots of pranks.
[] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody. [Until they find stuff out about me..suddenly then Im disgusting! Nice nice peoples...]
[] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.


Total = 7

Shy

[] I don't have a lot of friends.
[] I don't talk too much.
[] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[x] People have told me I need to talk more.
[] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties. [Only because the usual stuff like that is at school, and I don’t fancy doing anything like that with the majority of my school..]
[] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[] I never join in class discussions.
[] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers? Come on.
[] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[x] I would like to be more outgoing.

Total = 4

Goth

[x] I wear black. [When it suits me to :3]
[] I don't like to be seen.
[] I'm very, very pale.
[] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music. [Not only, just the majority]
[x]I love creepy, weird movies. [Cant get enough, especially when they’ve been rejected from mainstream release!]
[x]I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[] I don't like people.
[] I only go out during the night.
[] I have black fingernails.
[] I wear a long black coat.
[] I also wear big black boots.
[] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[] I only date other Goths.
[] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[x] People are afraid of me. [If they talk to me enough, then yes, if they talk to me more, then no ]

Total = 6

Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[] I fidget a lot.
[] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[] I talk in a robot voice often.
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[x] I hear voices.
[] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[x] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.


Total = 12

Antisocial

[] I hate most people.
[x] I prefer to be alone. [Sometimes, to gather my thoughts]
[x] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare. [If I dislike them!]
[] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[] People are freakin idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[] I never greet anyone.
[x] I despise people who talk too loudly. [Uhh..that guy in macdonalds that one time..]
[] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[] I never talk.
[] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod to block out the world. [When I have things to think about]
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[] People have said I'm antisocial.
[] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[x] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[] I just don't get along with anyone.

Total = 7

Skater

[] I skateboard to everywhere.
[] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[] I shop at Pacsun.
[] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[x] I wear baggy pants.
[] I wear skater shoes only.
[] I always wear hoodies.
[] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.

Total = 1

Christian Girl/ Boy

[] I go to church at least once a week.
[] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[] I always carry a bible with me.
[] My whole family is very religious.
[] I've never been on a date.
[] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong. [Yes, but I’m an atheist, so it doesn’t really apply]
[] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[] I wear a cross necklace.
[] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[ ] I believe in God. [Nope, I’m an atheist]
[] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[] I never go out and party.
[] I read the bible everyday.
[] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[] I go to Sunday school.
[] I've been to church camp.
[] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total = 0

Gangsta

[] I say 'yo'.
[x] I also say 'fo shizzle'. [Occasionally it’ll slip out lol!]
[] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[] Mah chainz hang low.
[] I hang with my homies, biatches, and hoes.
[] I'm a thug.
[] I only listen to rap music.
[] 50 Cent is my idol.
[] I don't give a frick about school.
[] I steal/have stolen before.
[x] I freestyle.
[] I breakdance.
[] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biatch.
[] I'm white but I act black.
[] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[] Tupac is still alive.
[] I party with all my hoes.
[] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies.
[] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 3

Bully

[] I always steal people's lunch money.
[] Geeks are afraid of me.
[] I get in trouble all the time.
[] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[] People have called me a bully.
[] I have beat someone up before.
[] I'm always looking for a fight.
[] I pick on people smaller than me.
[x] I push people out of the way when I'm walking. [If I don’t like them or I’m in a terrible mood]
[] I've never been in a relationship before.
[x] People are afraid of me.
[x] People know not to mess with me. [I can be one of those people you don’t wana be on the bad side of]
[] I'm bigger than most people my age. [Nope, I’m actually shorter than a load of people now...]
[] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[] People get out of my way when I'm walking.

Total = 3


Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[x] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play a lot of computer games.
[] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[] My thumbs are sore often.
[] I spend all my money on new video games.
[x] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games. [I wouldn’t say HAVE to, but I think it’d be cool ]
[] All I talk about is video games.
[] I've been in a video game competition before.
[x] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[] My grades are eh.
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[x] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years.
[x] I always look up video game cheats. [If I’ve already played the game through]

Total = 11

Redneck

[ ] Elvis is still alive.
[] I hunt.
[] I fish.
[x] I own something camouflage.
[] I eat venison
[] I live in the country.
[ ] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[] I have over 10 pets.
[] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[] I wear a cowboy hat.
[ ] I've rode a tractor before.
[x] My jeans are always dirty.
[] I have a southern accent.
[x] I say y'all.
[] Yankees can frick off.
[] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[] I'm kind of poor.
[] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[x] I work hard.

Total = 5

Cowgirl/Cowboy

[] I live on a farm.
[] I own at least 2 horses.
[ ] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[ ] I own a cowboy hat.
[] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[] I ride a tractor.
[] I live in a small town.
[] I've lived in Texas before.
[] I wear flannel shirts.
[] I wear overalls.
[x] I say y'all and howdy.
[] I have other animals on a farm.
[] I've been in a rodeo before.
[x] I've rode a mechanical bull before.
[] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[x] I say yee-haw!
[ ] I've went to horse races before.
[ ] I love cowboy movies.
[] I square dance.

Total = 3


Social Butterfly

[x] I have a lot of friends. [I think..]
[] I get along with everybody. [As if!]
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
[] I'm a people person. [Depends what type of people.]
[x] I love having tons of fun.
[x] People come to me for advice.
[] People take an instant liking to me.
[x] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[x] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[ ] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[x] I'm pretty cheerful.
[x] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[x] I never want to argue with people.
[x] I love talking.
[] I always have fun doing anything.
[ ] I'm optimistic. [I’m more realistic lmao]
[] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.

Total = 10

Stoner

[] I've tried at least 2 different drugs before.
[] I always feel chill or extremely hyper.
[] Getting high is awesome.
[] My room smells like pot.
[] I've been caught with drugs before.
[] All my money goes toward buying drugs.
[] I've sold drugs before.
[] 4/20 frickin rocks.
[] I'm fascinated with the color green.
[] I own something with a pot leaf on it.
[] I have lots of air freshener so my parents won't suspect I smoke pot in my room.
[] I've been to school high before.
[] I'm a slacker.
[] I could care less about school and my grades.
[x] I see things that aren't there sometimes.
[] I'm like 'whatever' to everything.
[] I've skipped class to get high with friends.
[] I've resorted to more powerful drugs like cocaine or meth because pot is so lame.
[] Marajuana should not be illegal.
[] Drugs make me feel good.

Total = 1

Whore

[] I've had at least 10 boyfriends.
[] I've hooked up with a random guy whose name I didn't know.
[x] I'm not a virgin. [This, however, would depend on your point of view]
[] I've made out with at least 20 different guys.
[] I dress like a slut, sure.
[] I'm a bitch and I know it.
[] I use my body to get what I want.
[] I've hooked up with someone for money before.
[] I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
[] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
[] I party often.
[] I get drunk all the time.
[] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
[x] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before. [Not because it was revealing though]
[] I've had my thong show before on purpose.
[] I have random piercings.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] Guys flirt with me all the time.
[] I act really ditzy.
[] I've cheated on my boyfriend before.

Total = 2

Slacker

[] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[] I miss a lot of school.
[] I'm late for school often.
[] I don't have a job.
[] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[] I don't take care of myself.
[] I've done drugs before.
[] I don't do my homework
[] I sleep all the time.
[] I'm bored constantly.
[] People tell me I need to try harder.
[] I'm on the computer 24/7. [more like.... 10/7 XD]
[] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[] I do everything half-assed.
[] I'm not going to college, ever.
[] School is for dorks.
[] I don't have any ambition in life.
[] People tell me I need to get a life.
[] They need to, not me.

Total = 0

Raver

[] I party all the time.
[x] Glow Sticks kick ass.
[x] I love nightclubs. [For the heavy bass and atmosphere!]
[] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[x] I have tons of energy.
[x] I love to dance. [but whether I’m good at it or not remains to be decided]
[] I go out nearly every night.
[] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[x] I've DJ'd before.
[] I've taken a party drug before.
[x] I love fog machines.
[x] I have crazy dance moves [Fo shizzle XD]
[] I sleep all day and party all night.
[] Techno music is life.
[] I love popping pills, especially X.
[x] I love neon body paint.
[] I shake my ass in clubs.
[] I've grinded before.
[] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people. [A WHAT?]
[] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.

Total = 7

Hippie

[ ] I'm a tree hugger.
[x] I want to save the earth.
[] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[x] I'm comfortable with nudity. [As long as its not completely out of context]
[ ] I have long hair. [could mine possibly be shorter?]
[] I make the peace sign a lot.
[] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[x] I love tye dye.
[] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[x] I love 60's music.
[] I'm always chilled out.
[] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[] I wear bell bottoms.
[] I say groovy all the time.
[x] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[] I'm a naturalist.

Total = 5

Goody Goody

[x] I make really good grades.
[] I'm teachers pet.
[] I act sickly sweet to people.
[] I'm nice to everybody.
[] I act happy 24/7.
[] I go to church every Sunday.
[] I never cuss.
[x] I always say hi to everyone.
[] I dress appropriately.
[] I want to portray a pure image.
[] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[] I want to impress everybody.
[] I've never been called rude.
[] I'm one of the nicest people.
[] I want to achieve everything.
[x] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[] I'm in many different clubs.
[] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[ ] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 3

It’s finally official and proven, I AM a weirdo!! :3